A mum revealed all about the “dirtiest” chat up line she’s ever heard.

Laura Mazza, an Instagram blogger with 34,500 followers, said she was left “gagging” by the racy remark.

She wrote: “‘Are you a pirate? Because I’ve got a lot of sea men waiting for you’ *gag*.

“Yep, this was actually said to me once as a pick up line.”

The 32-year-old, from Australia, asked her followers to share their similar experiences.

She added: “It got me thinking, what is the dirtiest pick up line you’ve ever heard or said, of can think of?”

Laura Mazza opened up about raunchy chat up lines on Instagram

Laura got dozens of responses – and the chat up lines definitely met her “dirty” requirement.

One responder shared two corny pick ups she’d heard recently.

She wrote: “‘Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long.’

“(And) ‘I was feeling off today, but you definitely turned me on.'”

Another lass shared her previous experience, confessing: “It’s not dirty but really clever!! ‘Smile if you want to have sex with me’.”

Laura's comments section was filled with cheeky innuendos

A third responder recalls hearing: “‘Do you work at Subway? Because you’ve just given me a footlong.”

Another laughed as they remembered a guy asking her: “‘Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.”

A fifth said they’d heard a rude Game Of Thrones-themed pick up line, writing: “’Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.’”

And a sixth added: “(They asked) ‘Can I park my boat in your marina? My name is Marina.”

Some told Laura that they hadn't been wooed with naughty pick up lines before

The filthy pick up lines left Laura and her followers in stitches – but some admitted they’d never been chatted up in their life.

One Instagram user wrote: “I’m here living for these cringe-worthy comments.”

Another admitted: “Is it sad that I’ve never had anyone try a pick up line on me?”

And a third giggled: “Hahahaha. My life must be so boring I have nothing on that.”