A woman who tried to find out why her plasterer left a job half done couldn't believe his X-rated response.
The worker had been recommended to Amy Wilks but he vanished without explanation. She texted the man, who she said was "old enough to be her dad", to find out where he was and if he was going to finish the job.
His response, which she posted on Facebook group Girlsmouth, left her so shocked she said "I didn't respond".
The foul-mouthed worker claimed he'd left because he wanted to perform a sex act on her, reports The Sun.
Amy says she was puzzled as to why he left. She said he'd even tidied up after himself before going and revealed he'd said to forget about the bill.
She told the group: "So I hired a plasterer through recommendations... 3rd day in after 3 hours he just disappeared no text no 'I’m off' nothing. I messaged him this morning to end up with this reply.
"I was in that much shock I didn’t respond. Any suggestions ladies? Silver lining I got half my kitchen done."
Amy shared the texts. She asked the plasterer if "everything was okay" and if he knew when he would be coming back.
He replied "No I’m not coming back" before going into graphic detail about what sex act he wanted to perform on her in bed.
He ended the shocking message by saying: "So that's why I'm not coming back cos, I want to do naughty things to you. How if ya up for that then, i'll come back up. Don't worry about the money, not bothered about that."
Amy added: "I only made him a cup of tea a few times in my fluffy pjs."
The post brought thousands of comments with one commenter saying: "Wtf bit of a creep needs reporting."
Another said: "But I def would to get a kitchen for free."
A third said: "Well you know from experience he doesn't finish the job so I'd definitely pass."