A new vacancy has opened up for what may be many people's dream job.
Online marketplace OnBuy.com is hiring the company's first ever Intimate Customer Service Manager.
Described as a "real-life Dr Jean Milburn" after Gillian Anderson's character in Sex Education, the role involves taking charge of customer enquiries for the website's Sex and Adult section.
The successful applicant will need to answer "any and all" questions about the intimate products sold by OnBuy.com. This includes all kinds of products such as sex toys, erotic media, lubricants and erotic games.
As the job description explains, people have a lot of queries about these items - the website is currently receiving more than 500 questions a month about intimate products alone.
To cope with demand, the company needs a full time staff member who really knows their way around a vibrator.
The job comes with some major perks. In order to become familiar with all the sex-related products for sale, the Intimate Customer Service Manager will receive a "selection" of the items every month to test out so they can answer questions with expert knowledge.
There's also a reviewing element to the job: the successful applicant will need to write fortnightly feedback reports in order to improve the product description and customer experience.
That means whoever gets this gig will need to be using their complimentary products regularly - no hard task for many people.
It might all sound too good to be true, but it gets even better.
The salary is £38,000, the role has flexible hours and the Intimate Customer Service Manager works remotely - ideally from the comfort of their own bed.
Those who want to apply will need to have a proven knowledge of sex-related products, and excellent skills in communication and customer service.
CVs and cover letters should be sent to [email protected].