Nightclub boss Wayne Lineker has been ruthlessly mocked and branded “misogynistic” after he posted a bizarre advert on Instagram for a new girlfriend.
Brother of Match of the Day host Gary, Wayne said he is looking for a woman who is around 30-years-old.
But the 58-year-old insists they must be a “worldie” - slang for an attractive woman - and must have a toned body, not want or have kids and can cook.
But Wayne - worth an estimated £30million - lists other demands including that they must be clever and not dull.
And they have to like what he watches on Netflix and be good at geography too.
The entrepreneur also tried to lure women with a snapshot of his jet set lifestyle by saying they will travel the world in business class with him.
The woman will also live in Ibiza and Dubai and holiday in the Maldives.
Wayne added they must have a driving licence so they can get behind the wheel of his flash motors including a Bentley and a Lamborghini, which is on the way.
But Wayne - who owns Linekers Bars and Ocean Beach club in Ibiza - was slammed over his bizarre 414-word post on Instagram.
Last night he told his 516,000 followers: “So, my family have decided I need a girlfriend for my own sanity and health...so here’s my criteria.
“Ok - Let’s start this off like I’m normal: Strong nice loving personality.
“Now to more important things: You must like older men but only me.
“You have to be a worldie and above 30 (Ok 28 29 could work).
“But not my age as that would just look weird.”
He added: “You must like to travel and to fly business class and stay in incredible hotels.
“Be prepared to give up your career or job or at least be able to work from a laptop on a tropical beach somewhere.
“You will need to spend the summer in Ibiza and the winter in Dubai with two weeks in UK for Christmas and New Year with the families and holidays to the Maldives.
“No baggage as mine are all grown up.
“A dog is acceptable but will need a passport.
“You must be able to cook as I love cooking, especially Waitrose ready made meals. You also don’t need to be verified. I can sort that for you.
“House music and R&B lovers only. No heavy rock or pop music. You must like Netflix especially Money Heist and also real crime.
“No chick flicks watch them with your mates.”
Wayne continued: “You need to be confident enough to be able to go to the front of the queue in nightclubs and accept a table and free drinks from the owners.
“You will need a driving license to share a Bentley and a Lamborghini Jeep (pending).
“You must never have shared a teeth whitening post!
“I’m not on any dating sites, you shouldn’t be too. I’m not on OnlyFans so you shouldn’t be too.
“You must love the gym, health food and have body definition as I will have soon.
“Accept and love my children and grandchildren and realise no more kids for me (never say never though
“You must be able to let my PA Dave Hodges book all yours and our flights and purchase items online for you.
“You just need to send a link to him.
“You must be able to accept my friends, even Tony Truman as I will accept yours, accept I have to reply to girls DMs not just guys.
“One last thing. Your geography needs to be on point as girls that think Lincoln is in Wales is not good.
“Be intelligent but not boring. Outgoing suits.”
But on Instagram, his post went down badly with one woman fuming: “Vomit.
“Nothing worse than this type of misogynistic vibes.
“It ain't it...move with the times.”
Another said: “Worst thing I’ve ever read.”
A third woman ranted: “Girlfriend might be the wrong term.
“A girlfriend will have her own personality, values, interests and tastes.”
One furious commenter added: “Who on earth would want to be with you after writing that.”
One joker even tagged in the Met Police in his comment.
On Twitter, a man blasted: "I don’t know what’s worse, a 58-year-old grandad seeking a wife younger than his daughter, or the fact Wayne Lineker considers Waitrose ready meals to be cooking."
Another person joked: "Has Wayne Lineker been hacked or is he just being himself. Hard to say."
Model and influencer Danielle Vanier quipped: “Wayne, I cannot for the life of me understand how you are single.”
Wayne was also mocked by celebs.
Reality star pal Calum Best - son of footy legend George - joked: “Summers over then Wayne.”
Model Chloe Veitch said: “I’m crying” and laugh out loud emojis.
Geordie Shore star Scotty T added: “It’s not over till it’s over lads.”
Katie Price’s ex Kris Boyson posted laughing emojis.
But Robyn Aldridge said: “Where do we sign up daddy.”