The Loose Women ladies mocked Wayne Lineker's "shopping list for love" during Thursday's show.
They read out his requirements on the show, and they included "no baggage" and to "be prepared to give up your career or job".
Christine began by saying: "He did say it was hashtag banter and the post was tongue in cheek..."
Jane Moore remarked: "I think Wayne's going to stay single for quite some time."
Nadia added that when you grow up, you realise that what you wanted in the past isn't what you need.
Christine said: "He's a 58 year old man so you'd like to think there was a bit of maturity."
Judi explained: "When you have a list it's so rigid. It's not until you're in that new relationship... that you realise this is the love I need now."
Wayne Linkeker appeared on Good Morning Britain on Thursday morning, but viewers were stunned as the businessman and Ibiza legend Wayne Lineker forgot why he was on the ITV programme.
Presenters Kate Garraway and Alex Beresford were discussing if women prefer a "dad bod" or a ripped man.
Wayne was booked on the show to defend six-packed men and insist they are not more likely to cheat.
Actor Tamar Hassan was arguing his case for dad bods.
Looking bemused after Kate asked him for his take on the new data, Wayne said: "I'm not sure to be honest.
"Are we talking about what women want here... sorry?"
Laughing, Tamar said: "Wake up son. He's probably been out all night."
Wayne continued: "Listen I go to the gym a lot but I am not bothered about abs.
"Any man who concentrates on himself that much can't be trusted."
Tamar explained to Wayne he should be defending ripped guys. Wayne continued: "Yeah, the guys with the fit body are going to get more attention.
"Fair enough they do need their egos fed more but I think this is life. They can be good dad's too."
Unable to contain their bemusement, Kate and Alex in the studio could be seen smirking away as the two men opened up.
Loose Women airs weekdays at 12.30pm on ITV, while Good Morning Britain airs at 6am on ITV.